Evil+Santa+Pablo

It was two weeks till Christmas 2010, at the North Pole when Evil Santa Pablo started to think about the past. Evil Santa Pablo is Santa Clause's brother-in-law and they were really good friends. But when everything started to head south, Evil Santa's elf, Buddy, got in the same mood as Evil Santa did. Evil Santa Pablo, although being Santa’s business partner, became very jealous of Santa. Santa delivered toys to almost ten times more houses than evil Santa Pablo and it got bigger every year. Evil Santa Pablo was delivering less and less coal every year to young children on the naughty list and this is what he trains for all summer long. He can’t stand loosing houses to Santa. It infuriates him. He works so much harder than Santa does. Pablo trains going down chimneys and tip toeing and wrapping coal in old newspaper from 1972. And all Santa has to do is watch his brain washed, overworked, elves make toys for deserving children. Evil Santa Pablo decided to ask Santa to make the lists stricter so he could get more children to give coal to. Being that he complains about “not getting enough houses”, or “there are too many good children and not enough naught ones”, every year Santa rejected the idea. “Every year it’s the same thing. I don’t have enough houses Santa let’s make the lists stricter. It’s every year right at Christmas time when I don’t have time to listen to your complaining.” Santa said in a mocking manner. Finally Pablo cracked, “I’m sick of every year you thinking your sooooo much better than me! Well my job is just as important. What happened if those kids never had the threat of coal in their stockings? They would never try to be good because there was no motivation! “Listen, Pablo I don’t have time for you words. You should be happy for the houses you have. Now run along and go prepare by tip-toeing around like you always do.” Pablo had enough; it was time to show Santa who was boss. Well maybe not boss… but at least who is better. It was time for Pablo to stop being bullied by Santa one and for all. Evil Santa Pablo developed a plan. “This Christmas eve when he goes to deliver the toys to good little boys and girls, I am going to replace the toys with coal and give the gifts to the naughty list and give the coal to the good little boys and girls” Pablo thought to himself as he let out a devious laugh "MHAHAMHAHA!" <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">Pablo had a lot of work to do… <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">It was time to hit the coal mine. He and all his evil reject elves, like buddy the evil elf, picked up a pick axe and started mining coal form the deep inside of the arctic ice. This is why Evil Santa Pablo is so special; he can mine coal from melting ice caps in the North Pole. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">It was almost Christmas Eve. Evil Santa Pablo’s black beard was even blacker from the week of non-stop mining of the North Pole coal. He and his elves were exhausted. Most of Pablo’s elves were falling asleep in the mines and being buried alive by coal dust from the coal that was being mined. Buddy the Evil Elf got lost almost ten times under the coal because he is so much smaller than all the other elves. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">By the time it was Christmas Eve he had just enough coal for every child on the nice list. It was time to load up the evil sleigh powered by fossil fuels. This sleigh pollutes the air just as much as six of Atlanta cities. His three best elves and come on the sleigh with him. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">One of those elves being Buddy the Evil Elf who was lost in the bag of coal in the back of the sleigh and never to be found again. That is until some good little girl or boy opens their coal wrapped in news paper and finds an elf not even one foot tall. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">It is now twelve o’clock on Christmas eve, well now Christmas day. Both Santa and Pablo started their sleigh. Santa calling out the names of all the reindeer to start his sleigh, while Pablo pulled the string like the starter on a lawnmower. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">A large cloud of black smoke came out of his sleigh as it started up. And he took off right behind Santa but far enough behind him to stay out of sight. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">Nearing the house Santa let out a cry "Ho Ho Ho," then went down the chimney. Pablo landed his sleigh about 10 yards away. As Santa came up the chimney Pablo climbed up the roof and went down the chimney. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">He then realized that he forgot his sack of coal and his ladder to get back up the chimney, so he kicked down the door and ran as fast as he could to get his bag. He got his bag went back inside replaced the presents with coal and gave the presents to the children on the naughty list. This continued for about 3 hours when Pablo's sleigh started to shoot out so much smoke that it was visible for miles. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;"> Santa looked behind him and saw that Pablo had been following him and realized what he must have been doing. He yelled at his elves arm the Gumball machine and shoot him down. Pablo declared "Try as you might you will not win!" <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;"> He armed the RPCC (rocket propelled candy cane) and fired it at Santa. Pablo let out a "yes!" as Santa's Sleigh went down only to discover that his sleigh was hit to. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;"> He lost control and hit the snow topped mountain, only to see that Santa's sleigh was going back up. "NOoooOooO!" Pablo screamed "How can this be! That old man did it again.” <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;"> Santa went and fixed all the wrong that Pablo did and gave all the girls and boys what they deserve whether it is presents or coal. Pablo was angry..... Pablo was ticked. He was so mad that he didn't not even go back for Buddy the evil elf.  <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;"> He went to anger management therapy but to no prevail. That’s it. He was done with Santa he; was going to ruin Christmas next year and take down Santa too. He stared mining early and made battle plans. Instead of training going down chimneys he trained his elves for invasion of the North Pole. He made Candy Cane swords, RPCCs, and every other kind of candy weapon imaginable and then it was Christmas Eve and he was prepared. <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6; text-indent: 0.5in;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;">The plan was the same as last time but instead of sneaking behind Santa, he would attack him head on. So he followed him from house to house undoing his presents and giving the good children coal. When they were heading back to the North Pole Santa Pablo yelled out loud” Ha, HA, Ha! Santa I ruined Christmas and you’re too late to save it!” <span style="line-height: 200%; margin: 0in 0in 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-outline-level: 6;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 200%;"> Santa then turned to see that Pablo had fired at least ten RPCCs and his sleigh flew out of the sky on to the ice capped mountain. Santa Pablo followed his sleigh. He saw the remains of the crash and Santa climbing out of his wrecked sleigh. Pablo jumped out above the crash and parachuted down. Pablo drew his candy cane sword and Santa drew his. Santa and Pablo swords crashed and dinged as they fought for control of Christmas. Santa had the weight advantage and used it to break Pablo’s sword and Pablo fell by the edge of the mountain. Santa was going to deliver the final blow when he took the last step forward and tripped on a stone and then he flew of the edge and hit the ground 500 feet below. Santa was paralyzed for the rest of his life which meant there was no stopping Pablo from ruining Christmas for the rest of time.